You, Too, Can Haul Your Gear to a Gig, Play All Day Under a Stifling Tent, Be Unfailingly Gracious, and Go Home with Zero Dollars
OK, so my title is indeed facetious, but this is an offer I've received many, many times. Of course, it does not come phrased in these words. Usually, it sounds more like this: "Would you like to perform at our festival/event/fair/market? Our audience is quite large, and you can sell your CDs." When you [...]