Yes, the Committee has voted and they have named me:
The Poet Laureate of 188 Island Road!
Who is on this Committee, you ask?
The cats, of course, and a host of chipmunks, mice, snakes, beetles, all the spiders I’ve ever spared, and one red squirrel that lives on the fence. I’m pretty sure they consulted with the Wind and the proceedings have tell-tale Moon traces all over them. Birch and pine and apple wove the Laureate crown.
And who nominated you, you may be wondering?
Why, that would be me.
I nominated myself and the Committee voted to confer this great honor upon me and there you are. Or rather, there I am: Poet Laureate of my Home.
Let me back way up and tell you something about me.
I was raised to believe I was doing it wrong. I was trained to mistrust my instincts. I was instructed to wait for someone – the professor, the doctor, the priest, the Big Important Person – to let me know when it was time for me to speak, to act, to step forwards, to step aside. Like most people, I was inculcated with the idea that someone else would let me know how I was doing, if I was worthy, and when I was at last acceptable.
Perhaps you were raised with these beliefs, too? If so, you are certainly not alone.
I was raised to believe I was doing it wrong by people who were raised to believe they were doing it wrong by other people who were raised to believe they were doing it wrong… And back and back and back and back as far back as we can go. And the thing is, whoever started this thing was Mightily Messed Up! It’s time to go back there and make a delicious cup of vanilla tea for that person, put our arms around him or her, and sing out all the love and joy in our hearts for that Mightily Misguided One. And then let’s get busy seeing all the ways we’re doing it right, all the ways our instincts are spot-on, all the ways we just rock!
I see now that the only way to be Poet Laureate of your own Home is to nominate yourself. My life is about poetry, music, stories, and perhaps more than anything: Enchantment. I nominated myself and the Committee – a Committee I hand-picked, mind you, knowing that their cat-food suppers and their webs in the corner relate intimately to my happiness – voted. It’s that easy.
I’m delighted with my birch-pine-apple crown and all the stars that dance around my pen!
And let me invite YOU, dear reader, to confer upon yourself whatever honor you’ve been craving.
Grammy-Award winner?
Nobel Peace Prize?
Best Dressed?
Homecoming Queen?
Academy Award?
Whatever it is, rig up your own Committee of those who love you (and please include me in the YES-voters), nominate yourself, take the vote, and VOILA!
Wear that crown today!
You look Spectacular, darling!PS – Please note that I’m not Poet Laureate of the US, Massachusetts, or even of my whole town: just my own home. There are other, very glorious poets in my town who may wish to be Poet Laureates of their Homes, too (I’m thinking of you, Joyce), and I figure there are plenty of spiders, chipmunks, and other assorted beasties in this town to vote us all in!

