Why I Must Shape and Tone my Arms: An Imaginary Conversation with My Mother
The first part of this conversation actually happened, so I'll reconstruct it here. Mama: Do you still have that stretchy thing I got you from QVC - the thing to tone your arms? Me: Yes, I do. It's down cellar by the treadmill. Mama: You ever use it? Me: Not for a long, long [...]
